"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Monday, May 16, 2005

< feminine >

Raymond: I want my co-worker to be a girl.
Me: Why is that?
Raymond: Sometimes you just need that feminine touch.


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Raymond: Not that you're not. I'm talking about my permanent one.
Raymond: And...Angie's cool.

< snapshot >

Raymond: (in movie announcer voice) A SNAPSHOT FROM HELL!
Me: ?
Raymond: Hahahaha...what? I'm just reading the title of this book.
Me: (turns to blog)
Raymond: I feel like I'm being watched.