"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

< popular >

Me: Well, because I think you should date someone I already have in mind.
Raymond: Why? Who do you have in mind?
Me: Mm...who do you think it is?
Raymond: I don't know your friends.
Me: Well...you don't need to. You know this person already.
Raymond: I do? I really don't know many people. I mean...yeah. I don't know that many people.

< dating >

Me: So...are you interested in dating anyone?
Raymond: No.
Me: Uh. That's the wrong answer.
Raymond: OH. You asked if I was interested. I thought you said, "Are you dating anyone right now?"
Me: No.
Raymond: Well. I'm naturally inclined not to.
Me: Not to what?
Raymond: Not to be interested in people.