"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

< vintage >

Me: Ah, Raymond. So much joy you bring to people.
Raymond: I get it. I'm like wine. Vintage 1975.

< beseech >

Me: I'm blogging it.
Raymond: Noooooo!
Me: (turns to computer)
Raymond: Hey! I beseech you!
Me: "Beseech"...
Raymond: Yes.
Me: I'm blogging that one too.
Raymond: I'll shut up now.

< artichoke >

Raymond: What is that you're eating?
Me: Artichoke/pesto salad.
Raymond: Artichoke? Isn't that...chewy?
Me: No.
Raymond: (yucky face)
Me: You don't like artichokes?
Raymond: No. But I like catfish.