"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Friday, April 29, 2005

< blue >

Me: Oh, sorry Raymond. I was making copies on blue paper. I should have told you.
Raymond: Oh. Blue? Hm.
Me: ?
Raymond: So refreshing...
Me: Uh...
Raymond: Color. Blue paper. Hm.

< i have no idea >

Me: Hmmmmm....what can I do right now...
Raymond: You can dance.
Me: What???
Raymond: You can dance...with your hands.
Me: (VERY confused look)