< buff >

Me: What are you doing right now [after work]?
Raymond: I need to go to the gym and work out and get buff.
Me: Really?
Raymond: Well, the going to the gym and working out is gonna happen. But not the getting buff.

< dance >

so, you don't need to visual for this one, but it's helpful.
go to:
1. www.uclalive.org
2. in the search box, type in "emio greco"
3. look at the picture that comes up
this is what raymond was looking at when we had the following conversation...

Me: Hey Raymond, here's what tomorrow's performance is about. Do you want to go? It's freeeeee.
Raymond: (looks at picture)
Raymond: What is this? That's boring. These people are in pajamas.
Me: Oh my god. You have no appreciation for dance.
Raymond: Dance? That's not dance. That's sleep. I don't want to watch that. I do that every day. Why do I want to watch people do something I can do?

< free >

Me: Where's my book? I don't have my book. It's times like this I wish I had my book.
Raymond: Alright! Now I can speak freely!