raymond fact #17

Raymond has intended on signing up for membership at Wooden for the past 3 weeks. Sometimes he'll come to work with a change of clothes. Recently he's told me that he really intends on getting that gym pass during lunch or right after work. He still hasn't gotten it.

< downhill >

Raymond: In your opinion, what’s the best software?
Me: Uh. I don’t know software.
Raymond: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Raymond: Hm. This conversation is going downhill.

< midterms >

Raymond: Ah. Those good old college days. I miss that. Those good old days. The days of stress-free midterms…
Me: (strange look)
Raymond: What? You don’t feel that way?
Me: No!
Raymond: Really?
Me: Who likes midterms?
Raymond: Hm. Midterms are cool…

< bloggable >

Me: You know, sometimes you don’t have much material…but when you do, it’s really good.
Raymond: I usually don’t have material.
Me: I was sad when they made us break up our lunch time because a lot of the good stuff comes from then.
Raymond: Really? That’s because I’m relaxed.
Me: (walks to blog)
Raymond: Hey. That’s not bloggable.

< oops >

In response to my being wrong about something…

Raymond: You should sing that Britney Spears song.
Raymond: You know. The “Oops I Did It Again” song?
Raymond: Although…her song doesn’t refer to that.
Raymond: It’s like…breaking up with her boyfriend? Or something like that.