"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

< trouble >

Me: Hm. This is hard to post.
Raymond: Then don’t post it. It’s too much trouble.
Me: No…it’s not too much trouble. I’ll figure it out.
Raymond: No. It IS too much trouble. You have to click.

I TOOK A PICTURE!

but Raymond won't let me post it.

so here's our conversation about the situation:

Raymond: Kim! Delete the picture.
fillingthev0id: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fillingthev0id: no
Raymond: I mean it
Raymond: Gr.....
fillingthev0id: did you just go online to tell me to delete the picture?
Raymond: Yes!
fillingthev0id: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Raymond: I will take your word that you will not post it up.
fillingthev0id: good
fillingthev0id: cuz i won't
fillingthev0id: i will, however, post this conversation
Raymond: DoH!
Raymond: (I should not have let my guard down.)
fillingthev0id: hahaha

< static man >

Raymond: I’ve built up so much static that yesterday I saw a spark.
Me: Whoa.
Raymond: See? I just saw another one.
Raymond: I’m an electric…static…person.

< recycle >

Me: (pointing to new recycle bin) Whoa! This is new.
Raymond: No, it was under my desk.
Me: You mean we haven’t been recycling just because the bin was clutter under your desk?
Raymond: Yes. And now it’s yours!