< oops >

Prof. X: Bye! See you on Friday!
Me and Raymond: Bye!

***

Raymond: Wait. We're not supposed to come in on Friday.
Me: Oh yeah.
Raymond: Good thing I didn't say, "See you Friday." I said, "Bye."

< loose >

Me: What's this?
Raymond: Umm....it's the...
Me: ?
Raymond: There's a word for it. Do you know what word I'm trying to say?
Me: Uh, no.
Raymond: You know, when you're trying to catch a fish? And it gets away? There's a word for that...for that loose one....what is it...
Me: Umm....there's a word for that?
Raymond: Yeah. What is it...
(I go to type this conversation)
Me: Um. This is weird. I'm blogging it.
Raymond: No! Don't do this one. Think of it as the loose conversation...

< in response to sarah's IM >

sarah: one day, raymond will rule the world
sarah: and you will be the one that got him there

Me: OMG Raymond. This is awesome.
Raymond: These people are crazy.
Raymond: Inconceivable.

keep those testimonials coming!

sarah: i just read the k-pax thing
fillingthev0id: haha
sarah: something else to get addicted to...
sarah: and amuse myself with at work
sarah: :)
fillingthev0id: oh yeah
fillingthev0id: you wouldn't be the only one
sarah: sigh
sarah: i wish i had a raymond...

***

sarah: OMG!
sarah: your blog is soooo funny!
fillingthev0id: which one
sarah: the raymond one
fillingthev0id: lol
fillingthev0id: what are you reading?
sarah: lots
sarah: haha
sarah: marriage...
sarah: sigh
sarah: he's brilliant!
fillingthev0id: hahaha

< more k-pax >

Raymond: Maybe K-Pax wasn't that bad of a movie. Maybe I'm just giving it a bad name.
Me: No, I thought it didn't do well when it came out.
Raymond: Look it up and see.
(I look up reviews on K-Pax)
Me: Hm. It's not bad.
Raymond: Do you want to borrow it? I can lend it to you.
Me: No...that's ok.
Raymond: There's a scene with puppies. You'll like that part.

< surprise? >

Me: OOOH! Look what I found! A cookie! Want some?
Raymond: You know, you give new meaning to the term, "Show me and I'll act surprised."
(long pause)
(I reach for keyboard to begin typing)
Raymond: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Raymond: You have so much control...