"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

< speak softly >

Me: Was there just an earthquake?
Raymond: Yeah! I just said that.
Me: When?
Raymond: Like five minutes ago. You were so engrossed in your AIM.
Me: No way.
Raymond: I may have said it softly and to myself, but I said it.

< tired >

Me: Raymond, we haven't written anything in your blog today.
Raymond: I'm tired.
Me: ???
Raymond: I'm running out of material.