< shock horror >

Me: You just make life so much fun.
Raymond: That makes one of us.

raymond fact #16

raymond thinks that WD-40 is the greatest invention of all time.

and i quote:

Raymond: No, really. I was telling the temp. The temp temp.
(sees me typing and snickering)
Raymond: You are not cool. I'm not talking anymore.
(long pause)
Raymond: It makes everything friction free! Isn't it cool?

< poor alfie >

Raymond: I feel sorry for Alfie.
Me: Why?
Raymond: I'm sure he's not a pervert.
Me: Huh?
Raymond: You read Angie's website. I'm sure he's a good decent guy. I don't think he looks up people's skirts.
Raymond: I feel sorry for him.

< logic >

aFairyNamedAngie: Raymond: So by logic, I don't need to talk to you. All I need to do is to talk to Kim.
fillingthev0id: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
fillingthev0id: omg it's going on the website
aFairyNamedAngie: mine too!
fillingthev0id: hahahaha

raymond fact #15

raymond gets a kick out of the following website:

http://www.mashimaro.com/gallery/flash_opening.asp

seriously, we watched this for a good 15 minutes. then a door slammed and we got paranoid and went back to work.

< confusion >

fillingthev0id: ooooh
fillingthev0id: you're online
(Raymond): ha ha
(Raymond): kim says you're going to her party
(Raymond): that's cool
fillingthev0id: um
fillingthev0id: i AM kim
fillingthev0id: HAHAHAHAHAHA

***

Raymond tried to play the above conversation off like he really knew he WASN'T talking to angie online. He told me that he was trying to see if I was "paying attention." Hm. I don't think so, Raymond.

< nothing to do >

Me: Do you have anything for me to do, Raymond?
Raymond: Yeah. Chill.
Me: Haha.
Raymond: Yeah, I have a job for you. It’s called “Sit back and relax.”

< needs >

Raymond: So, it’s not me. It’s the Outlook Explorer.
Raymond: OKAY? (with sass)
Me: Did you just OKAY me?
Raymond: I think I need to get out more.