"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Friday, March 04, 2005

< double life >

(Raymond): Can't tell.
filling the v0id: whaaat?
(Raymond): You heard right
filling the v0id: damn you're sassy online.
(Raymond): Sassy? That's why I don't go online.

posted by kim.lucas @ 4:35 PM   0 comments

< say no to stalkers >

Raymond: No…I’m going by myself. By bus.
Me: We could pick you up.
Raymond: No, I don’t want you to know where I live.

posted by kim.lucas @ 3:16 PM   0 comments

< on the candy i JUST GAVE HIM 5 minutes ago >

Raymond: Oooh. Look. What’s this? “Peanut Butter Cup.”
Raymond: Hm.
Raymond: So small.
Raymond: And tiny.
Raymond: Hm.

posted by kim.lucas @ 3:02 PM   0 comments

< he really wants a new computer >

Maia: You know, you guys really deserve something for doing all this.
Raymond: Can I have a new computer?

posted by kim.lucas @ 12:07 PM   0 comments