"we are all going to die anyway": Friday, February 25

"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Friday, February 25, 2005

< bowling >

Raymond: Bowling scares me.
Raymond: The big metallic balls make me uneasy.

< stress relief >

Raymond: I’m so stressed out.
Raymond: I’m gonna have this soda.

raymond fact #12

raymond is an only child.

raymond fact #11

raymond was born in south africa. he moved to taiwan when he was 3. then he moved here when he was 14.

raymond fact #10

raymond does not know how to bowl.

< more talking to himself >

Raymond: Oh lunch time!
Raymond: Every single day: breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Raymond: Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Raymond: Life is exciting.

< talking to himself >

Raymond: I need a break.
(takes a deep breath)
Raymond: Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.
Raymond: Right?
(continues to work)

< impatience >

Me: Dude that was the lady from the Education Dept. Finally!
Raymond: What’d she say? “I got it”? Well it’s about time.