< office space >

Me: When you want to take a break, come over to my side of the room. Angie sent me something funny.
Me: Wait. We’re gonna call this area, “My Office.” And we’re gonna call that area, “Your Office.” And we’ll call this water cooler “The Lounge.”
Raymond: That’s how I think about it, I don’t know about you.

< skepticism >

Me: Oh my god Raymond. We can use your website to attract people.
Raymond: What kind of people?
Me: Women. Who want to marry you.
Raymond: I know Angie's behind all this, isn't she?

< on marriage >

Me: Raymond, when are you gonna get married?
Raymond: Yes, I'm thinking about it. Is Angie asking you to ask these questions?
Me: No. I'm coming up with them. I said, "When?"
Raymond: Oh. I don't know. I mean, I'm thinking about it. But you can't plan these things. Doesn't it just happen?
Me: Uhh...marriage???
Raymond: OH MARRIAGE. I thought you were talking about a girlfriend. Haha.
(long pause)
Me: No wait. So you didn't answer my question.
Raymond: I don't know...hopefully this year.
Me: WHAT?!?
Raymond: I was hoping a miracle would happen.


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raymond fact #9

raymond prefers apple juice to beer.