"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

< on the popularity of this website >

Raymond: It’s not because the product is good…it’s because the advertising is good. Kind of like the iPod.
Raymond: Do you think Angie will get offended?
Me: No.
Raymond: Aw.

< in response to angie's IM >

aFairyNamedAngie: (to me) if u leave we still have to meet the new person that works there

Raymond: Will she ever stop?!

< on me reporting to angie >

Raymond: Whatever she’s paying you…I’ll pay you double.

raymond fact #8

raymond sees no use in the magnetic paper clip holder.

raymond fact #7

raymond is not "the clubbing type."