< pressure >

Me: So I think you should come tonight.
Raymond: No…besides, I don’t have any funny things to say.
Me: You don’t have to be funny.
Raymond: I feel the pressure. I need to live up to my reputation.

< been here too long >

Raymond: I think it’s Barbara’s. I can tell by the smell.

< valentine's >

Raymond: (looks at all the Valentine’s stuff in Ackerman) Wow what is this? A post-Valentine’s sale?
Me: Raymond, today is Valentine’s Day.
Raymond: Oh really? Hahahaha.