"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Friday, February 11, 2005

raymond fact #2

raymond hates swingline staplers with a passion. he once opened a brand new swingline up...and it broke right there. he prefers bostitch.

< free lunch >

Me: This doesn't look like 30 people.
Raymond: I know. (smiles)
Me: Uh, that's not good...is it?
Raymond: More food for us! (punches air)

< on my spying >

Raymond: Oh my god! You're actually reporting to her! A spy!