< online >

Raymond: Well, I can’t believe tomorrow’s your last day.
Raymond: It was nice knowing you.
Me: !!!
Raymond: You know I’m just kidding right?
Me: (stares)
Raymond: I mean, I can always IM you.
Me: You’re never online.
Raymond: Well, because you’re always online. Anything I say is just gonna end up on the internet anyway.
Me: But that doesn’t explain why you’re not online.
Raymond: Well, also, nobody talks to me.