< mysterious >

Raymond: I can't believe you told Maia's assistant about the blog.
Me: Why?
Raymond: You're not supposed to!
Me: Why?
Raymond: You're not supposed to tell people about it.
Me: Raymond, how do you think so many people know about you?
Raymond: Well...they're so close! They'll know what I'm talking about.
Me: It's not like you talk about them.
Raymond: I just want to remain mysterious. You know, keep my secret life...mysterious.