< frances >

Context: I'm sorting mail and get a letter addressed to someone with the same last name as one of the professors here.

Me: Hey...so I looked this name up and there's no "Frances Forman" in Anderson. We've got the only Forman. So...do you think this person's related to her or something?
Raymond: (examines letter)
Raymond: Is "Frances" short for "Janis"?
Me: You gotta be kidding me.
Raymond: Well, it's the only way I see that this belongs here...