"we are all going to die anyway"

This site is dedicated to Raymond, my one and only co-worker here at the UCLA Anderson School of Business. I got this job after Angie left it, and I had heard so much about Raymond that I was intrigued. Little did I know that all Angie said about him was true and by God, he makes working here extremely fun. Raymond says the most random, funny stuff, so I figured he needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy!

Friday, April 01, 2005

< fake resume >

Raymond: I don’t get it.
Me: What?
Raymond: If there are no proteins in this drink, why do they have an area for it?
Me: It’s a standard label.
Raymond: Well…they should just leave it blank. It’s like putting something on a resume you haven’t done.

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