< candid camera >

Me: What would watching his stuff do from here? I mean, if someone took something...what am I gonna do from here? Yell at them? Run?
Raymond: Well, you could put a piece of paper under the stuff that says, "You're on candid camera."
Me: First, what if they take the paper too? Or what if it blows away? Second, they really aren't on candid camera.
Raymond: Yeah. Well. It'll make them feel guilty.