< on marriage >

Me: Raymond, when are you gonna get married?
Raymond: Yes, I'm thinking about it. Is Angie asking you to ask these questions?
Me: No. I'm coming up with them. I said, "When?"
Raymond: Oh. I don't know. I mean, I'm thinking about it. But you can't plan these things. Doesn't it just happen?
Me: Uhh...marriage???
Raymond: OH MARRIAGE. I thought you were talking about a girlfriend. Haha.
(long pause)
Me: No wait. So you didn't answer my question.
Raymond: I don't know...hopefully this year.
Me: WHAT?!?
Raymond: I was hoping a miracle would happen.


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