< inappropriate touching >

Me: Ok I’m done with lunch.
Raymond: No you’re not. Look at all that in your bowl.
Me: Oh, there aren’t anymore noodles. I can’t eat that stuff without noodles. I’m done.
Raymond: There’s seaweed in there!
Me: Uh, do you want my seaweed?
Raymond: No. I’m just saying seaweed is good alone and you shouldn’t waste it.
Me: Well, I only want to eat it if it has noodles next to it. So if you don’t want it, I’m throwing it away.
Raymond: I don’t touch other peoples’ food. I might touch their mail, but not their food.